trauma

haritu aku didatangi oleh seorang yang tak dikenali dalam friendlist YM aku. dengan id billiondollarboyverylovely, dia cuba add aku. aku pun selambe je lah approve dengan meletakkan beliau di dalam group unknown.perbualan kami pun bermula..

beliau : hello

aku : hello. who’s this?

beliau : i’m a friend. got your email from a website.

aku : didn’t know my mail spread all over the net.

beliau : hope u didn’t mind.

tiba tiba, gambar profile kat YM dia keluar. gambar yang keluar jelas menunjukkan dia adalah seorang lelaki niggers. aku cool dan terus melangsungkan perbualan..

aku : ok.

beliau : can u show me your face?

masa ni aku guna gambar cendol sebagai gambar profile aku. aku pun tukar la letak gambar aku sendiri..

beliau: thanks..🙂

aku : ok.

beliau : where are you from?

aku : malaysia. u?

beliau : i see.. well i’m from nigeria.

aku : ok.

beliau : what do you do?

aku : i’m a student doing a bachelor degree. what do you do?

beliau : well, i’m helping my father selling car parts.

aku : ok.

beliau : when you will get married?

aku : (terkedu sebentar) dont know. still haven’t found the perfect girl.

beliau : girl?

aku : yah..of course. (sambil menggaru kepala)

beliau : well i know a lot of girls here that may suite you. and they do f**k very well..

aku : ok.. thanks for that.

perbualan kami terhenti sebentar. pada masa ni, aku sedang berborak-borak dengan zack yang kebetulan datang dan bermalam kat rumah aku.

beliau : i thought you are gay.

aku : f**k. where the hell you got my email??

beliau : i got it from my bloglog list. sorry if its hurt you..

aku : $%%^#*%&(*&%^$

beliau : i’m really sorry if it hurts you that much. please give me a call. this is my phone number.. +100-34***872

serta merta aku appear permanently offline, dan terus delete id dia dalam friendlist aku. dammnn….

  1. hahahahhahhahahahahahahhahahahha.macam gampang…hahahahahaha!

    • yanee
    • September 6th, 2009

    hahahahaha..
    ‘i thought you are gay’

    memang aku tak ley blah!
    sabar ye ejat.
    sabar.😀

    • raksasa.BIRU
    • September 6th, 2009

    hahaha…. tak leh bla dow

  2. hahaha±
    nigger mmg siAL DOW…
    HAHAH
    cpt cari awek jat..
    nnt org cop ko gay tul dow…

  3. hahahaahahahahahaha..
    perghhhh..
    gile la..
    cpt2 cri gf ok ejat..
    nk aku crikan??
    ;p

    • raksasa.BIRU
    • September 6th, 2009

    hahaha.. takpe2.. aku cool😛

  4. haha..adoi aii..

  5. ahahahahahaha sempoi la conversation ko ni.. kahkah

  6. hahahaha…xleh bla la ko….ade gak color gelap nak…hahaha…

    • mizz_bintang
    • September 20th, 2010

    memang cam gampang…siooolll la…

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